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jack "hug me and i will poison you" benjamin ([personal profile] cicatrize) wrote2014-07-19 02:21 am

[CDC] booty list 4 fiona



LEGEND:
Take any opportunity possible.
These are also great.
Attractive but likely difficult.
I don't actually know these people. Or it's Athos.
Save yourself.

Steve Rogers - Best ass on Ajna, built like he's carved out of marble. Very old fashioned, though. It'd take a lot of work.
Martin Septim - A decent person with a healthy interest in sex and looks like a model, difficult to find.
Adrien Arbuckal - If you can get past the overwhelmingly acerbic commentary, actually very enjoyable to be around.

Sturmhond - No idea if that's actually his name. If it is, I pity him. He's offensively good looking, but just don't try to have real conversation with him, he'll offer obnoxious advice. I'm pretty sure he's dating my rovermate, though, so likely off the table.
Aramis - I don't know anything about him except that he's French. Doesn't really matter.
d'Artagnan - Ridiculously noble, ridiculously charming, will treat you like a princess. Has a bad habit of making 'fuck me' eyes in casual conversation. Don't think he realizes it.
Peter Bishop - Witty, intelligent, handsome, not a prick about it.

Tony Stark - Should probably be higher up but he seems sort of patriarchal to me, so it feels strange. That and he has a committed relationship at home.
Wesley Gibson - Possibly paranoid and neurotic, but a good guy when it counts. Looks like Adrien without a beard. Not sure how likely you are to get into his pants, he might have them dead bolted.

Athos - Only down here because he's grumpy as hell and has terrible social skills.
Kakashi Hatake - I don't know, I just want to figure out what's under the mask.
Anders - I don't know, he has nice hair and does magic.
Thane Krios - If you want to try aliens.



DO NOT:

James Barnes - Just don't even try. At all. It's safer that way.
Zelos Wilder - He looks like a woman. And he's more arrogant than I am.
Suit Guy 117 - I actually have no idea what he looks like, or if he even has genitalia, but he doesn't bathe, so no.