Duplicity IC Inbox [ un: jbenjamin ]

[cicatrize]

you've reached jack benjamin. clearly, I have better things to do.

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Comments

[freightcars]

Cute.
If you wanted broken sentry turrets you could've just asked.

[cicatrize]

This is harassment, Buchanan.

[freightcars]

Love you too, sweetheart.

[cicatrize]

Clearly not enough.

[freightcars]

I'll replace your bear with something that isn't stupid and pointless.
You got strong opinions on shields?

[cicatrize]

Not a big fan. Even the decapitating ones seem too gimmicky. Plus, not cuddly like a bear is.

[freightcars]

So now all of a sudden cuddliness is the goal here?
You've already got a TJ

[cicatrize]

TJ is much less portable. And maintaining free will. I can't drag him to and fro at any point a cuddle may be necessary.

[freightcars]

I'm pretty sure you can, and I think he'd be pretty on board with it, too.

Maybe like a cat?

[cicatrize]

Possibly. No on the cat.

I don't like anything I have to pay attention to to keep alive.

[freightcars]

How often are we talking about cuddling here anyway? What are your cuddle needs? Ballpark me a per-week average.

[cicatrize]

Oh, I don't know. Depends on how many bad dreams and scary movies happen. Somewhere between 3 and 20?

[freightcars]

And why is it the god damn bear gets dibs over the real thing, Benjamin?

[cicatrize]

Because the real thing keeps threatening to burn my shit. It's rude.

Do you need a cuddle, Buchanan?

[freightcars]

Just one particular piece of your shit.

And I'm replacing it with the original model
You're welcome.

[cicatrize]

Still my shit.

I'm going to need to see this cuddle contract done in writing, sir. I don't make a habit of putting blind trust in arsonists.

[freightcars]

Don't worry, I'm more of a murderer than an arsonist, so you can trust me.

[cicatrize]

Oh, well, in that case, all I require is product inspection.

[freightcars]

You inspecting me or the bear?

[cicatrize]

You, genius.

[freightcars]

Name the time and the place.

[cicatrize]

Now, here.

[freightcars]

OMW

[cicatrize]

Door's open.

[ because vanessa and jack always leave their door open for wade to waddle to and fro as he pleases. currently, he's either settled himself somewhere, or he's out committing or fighting crime. whichever he's into today.

and jack is flopped on his couch, watching TV (probably his stories okok), changed out of the suit he wore to work and into a soft t-shirt and joggers, looking half ready for bed. it is prime cuddle time, sir. ]

[freightcars]

[ Have you ever been tackled onto a couch son? There's a first time for everything. With the majestic grace of a god damn gazelle he does exactly that. Welcome to love, it is aggressive. ]