[ look he knows their phones are identical, BUT STOP SIGNING INTO HIS, DAVID, IT'S NOT YOURS.
also, pls witness: jack stomping over, yoinking whatever phone david happens to have in his hand out of his hand, and tossing it across the room. you're done, now. ]
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Or sex psychic? Instead of palmistry, it's reading dick veins to tell you your future.
[ is this the better thing that you wanted? do you regret life yet? ]
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Besides, my dick readings are purely for hobby and personal enjoyment, not commercial use.
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(someone doesn't know how to turn read receipts off????) ]
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also, pls witness: jack stomping over, yoinking whatever phone david happens to have in his hand out of his hand, and tossing it across the room. you're done, now. ]