Duplicity IC Inbox [ un: jbenjamin ]

[cicatrize]

you've reached jack benjamin. clearly, I have better things to do.

audio ○ text ○ video ○ spam etc

Comments

[cicatrize]

I am a sex wizard.

Or sex psychic? Instead of palmistry, it's reading dick veins to tell you your future.

[ is this the better thing that you wanted? do you regret life yet? ]

[skaikrudad]

Clearly this is something you should be advertising over the network.

[cicatrize]

Mysticism and law aren't two fields that mix well. I'd hate to bring detriment to career with it.

Besides, my dick readings are purely for hobby and personal enjoyment, not commercial use.

[skaikrudad]

I'm curious to hear about your technique, or is that classified?

[cicatrize]

Wizards can't go around giving away their techniques like that. But I will say the readings are far more accurate when tongue is involved.

[skaikrudad]

Well, thanks for sharing that with me. You've given me plenty to think about.

[ 👅🍆 ]

[cicatrize]

Always happy to be of service.

[ h u r r ]

[reges]

[ CONVERSATION READ: 11:43 PM. user: dshepherd.
(someone doesn't know how to turn read receipts off????) ]

[cicatrize]

[ look he knows their phones are identical, BUT STOP SIGNING INTO HIS, DAVID, IT'S NOT YOURS.

also, pls witness: jack stomping over, yoinking whatever phone david happens to have in his hand out of his hand, and tossing it across the room. you're done, now. ]