Because lying about how naked I am is my favorite thing.
[ here, texting him some proof, just ignore all extra shit in that pic, especially whatever that leopard print thing is, bc jack would never allow that into his home. ]
I included the abs just so youd know I didn't use TJ as a body double. See you in 10.
[ as always, the door is open, because jack has no concept of getting his shit stolen. and because wade wilson is be best guard dog ever, so who cares? ]
( Perhaps one day Eggsy will bring up the fact that it isn't the best idea to leave his apartment unlocked (for all it makes hooking up a lot easier), but now isn't the time. Now, Eggsy is focused on getting to Jack's place in the ten minutes he allotted himself— seven of which is spent lint-rolling dog hairs off himself until he's certain he won't end up banished to the hallway. After that it's two minutes to get down the stairs, about thirty seconds to tip-toe across Jack's apartment, and then he's slipping into his bedroom with a broad, shit-eating grin. )
You fuckin' liar, you sent the abs 'cause you knew it'd make me wanna put my face in 'em.
( And damn if Jack doesn't look like a snacc right now, with his bed-tussled hair, his low-riding boxers and those fuck-me eyes of his. Eggsy toes off his shoes and pads over to the bed, giving the occupant an appreciative once-over as he sets his knee on the mattress to join him. )
Your housemates in, or ... ?
( Sure, he didn't see anyone when he slunk into the apartment, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're alone. )
[ yeaaaaah, eggsy's not wrong, tbh. especially considering jack literally wears an identifying necklace at all times, his dogtags still loosely dangling against the mattress somewhere to the side of his neck where he's lounged on the bed. that and he's paler, his comforter looks different, he has a few battle scars, etc. there really was no need for the abs if one is looking close enough, aside from motivation to freaking touch them. he started his morning hearing eggsy talk enthusiastically about spanking him, okay, he's good and goddamn Ready for this, flashing his a cheeky grin. ] Guilty as charged.
[ well, Ready for this looks a lot like still flopped on his mattress, an arm pillowed behind his head, hair all in a fluffy messy for once (it's rare someone's allowed to see him pre-daily prep, but here we are), chewing languidly at his lower lip as he watches eggsy climb himself up onto the mattress. he did, at least, go brush his freaking teeth after waking up, so there's that to be thankful for. ]
TJ's out, David's in the Down. [ perfect timing, eggsy, and there is a knowing smirk just for hearing those questions. ] How involved are you expecting this ass inspection to get?
[ he could probably flip himself over and present said ass, but jack likes having hands on his body, being manhandled and shoved around a little too much to make it that easy. ]
( Eggsy just grins, nudging Jack's knees apart as he crawls forwards onto the mattress. He wonders whether he should be surprised by how easy it's been to adjust the parameters of their friendship to include this as well— but then he supposes they're both horny young men, and they like each other. Eggsy wouldn't be questioning it if one of them was a woman, so why hold Jack to a different standard? )
I dunno, but I was thinkin' it should be pretty thorough.
( Slinking up between his legs, Eggsy makes a point of tracing the tip of his tongue up over Jack's abs before impishly biting at his navel. He got a little further with his morning preparations than Jack— Eggsy's showered, dressed, and taken JB for his walk— but he's dressed for comfort in some loose sweatpants and a short-sleeved white tee. )
'Specially since you're lookin' hot as fuck today, babe.
( Eggsy grins, tickling his fingertips along the pale skin of Jack's upper arm, before easing it out from behind his head to pin his wrist against the pillow. After that, it's just a case of leaning down to steal a playful little kiss— which he follows up with a longer, hotter one, because he's actually an affectionate puppy in human form. )
[ lazy and pliable, it doesn't take much nudging for jack's knees to flop further apart, and maybe if he were more awake and put together, he'd have put up more of a fuss, made more of a fight for dominance. being jack benjamin acting like jack fucking benjamin is exhausting, though, and eggsy is cute and sweet and warm between his spread thighs, so fuck it. his tongue laps along jack's stomach, and he breathes out a light, pleased sigh, only to hitch a slight gasp as teeth bite down, lips quickly pulling into a grin. ]
Half-assing an ass inspection just seems so much more despicable than poor work ethic.
[ little known fact: jack is super ticklish, and when eggsy's fingers trace light up his arms, he's too unguarded in this mood to hide the jerk and squirm of his body under him, a snicker drowned against eggsy's lips. the first kiss is always a sweet, nearly innocent thing, like a greeting, or a playful nudge. it never stops at just one, always the second, hotter, heavier one right behind it, and jack's body arches up to brush against eggsy's, lips parting to drag him deeper. he pushes against the hand pinning his wrist now, just because he likes to feel eggsy push back, keep him down, and the next time he has enough space to talk, jack chuckles. ]
Had I known all I needed to have men crawling up my body was neglecting all self-care, I'd have saved so much time. [ jack does not, for a second, consider forsaking his ritual of looking fucking perfect before he steps out into the public, but it's cute eggsy's so pleased by something so simple as jack looking slightly more human than usual. ] And money spent on pomade.
[ it isn't like he's a woman without make up. not a lot really changes about how jack looks when he's made up, aside from the air of being much more put together. but something about eggsy's excitement over it, and the way 'lookin' hot as fuck today, babe' rolls off his tongue, has a pleasant heat flushing through him, and an easy kind of contentment bubbling up as jack arches up to catch him lips for another kiss. ]
( Like this, Jack could just about pass for any other twenty-four year old. He snickers against Eggsy's lips, even wriggles beneath him and the tickle of sensation, and it runs a shiver of pride down his spine to know that he pulled such a cute sound from those so often frowning lips. Pinning him harder at the push, Eggsy grins into the jut of his jaw as he peppers it with biting kisses— but then Jack's arching beneath him and seeking his lips and he'll be damned if he can say no to that.
Better yet, this time it's a proper kiss. Eggsy shifts minutely so that he can angle their bodies together, letting his weight sink heavily through Jack, which effectively pins him against the sheets by the open cradle of his crotch. He manoeuvres Jack's wrists so that they're crossed and presses them against the pillow with the spread of one hand; the other slips down to his waist, squeezing tight for a moment with each slick-hot slide of tongue. )
Don't lie, princess.
( Eggsy smirks against Jack's mouth, his lips tender and tingling as he briefly sucks at his lower lip. )
As if you'd go out without your perfect fuckin' hair.
( He kisses him again, then releases his wrists before pulling away enough to slide back down Jack's body. There's something he wants to do— or rather, something he wants to taste— before he begins his ass inspection, and when he reaches the elastic hugging Jack's hips he takes it between his teeth to snap it back against his skin. A moment later and he's ducking his head, dragging his open mouth across the cotton-covered heat of his dick, which he playfully licks through his boxers before tossing a wink up his body. )
[ 'open cradle of his crotch' is becoming more and more the case, jack so malleable, lazy and comfortable as he is now. his thighs fall spread to either side, and it's like his body forms itself to the press of eggsy's against him, splaying to make room, pressing up to bridge gaps, an ankle slipping behind one of his knees to drag him closer. it's all in all very agreeable, and about the only time jack's likely to be so. best take advantage of it.
about his perfect fuckin' hair, honestly? he doesn't know. at one point in his life, jack probably could've gone without his perfect hair, and his pressed suits, and his impeccable posture. there's still times in his life, like right now, that he could toss it all out the window and feel freed. but most of the time, jack couldn't even begin to define who the hell he is as a person, really, at his core.
don't think he doesn't catch that princess line, though, and jack bites down on eggsy's lip none too gently for it. yet, as he descends down his torso again, jack's far too distracted the second eggsy's teeth drag at the elastic of his boxers to care about throwing much of a fit over it.
even less so when the heat of his breath, the pressure of his lips, and the wet slide of his tongue seeps through the thin fabric directly above jack's cock, his hips bucking and head falling back in a gasp. it he wasn't completely hard a second before, he sure as fuck is now, loose fingers clenching into fists where eggsy holds his wrists pinned. ]
Fuck, wake me up every morning like that and maybe I'll start forgetting.
[ best. fucking. alarm clock. obediently, more so than jack's probably ever been, he presses the soles of his feet flat to the mattress and arches his hips up, giving eggsy room to slip his boxers down if he likes, or whatever the hell he's looking for. ]
( Slipping his boxers down is precisely what Eggsy's looking for: he grins into the crease where Jack's thigh meets his hip before pulling back onto his knees, pulling the offending garment down his legs easily and tossing it to the floor. Jack is stupidly gorgeous— from his lush, pouty mouth right down to his toes— and it's honestly kind of unfair that he's even managed to be blessed with a nice dick. It's complete and utter bullshit from which, fortunately, Eggsy is benefitting. )
Can't do it every day, otherwise it won't be special.
( Slowly, Eggsy sinks down so he's settled on his stomach between Jack's spread thighs. It isn't the first time he's seen his dick up close and personal but he still isn't at all experienced in this; he wants to be, though, because going down on his partners is something he's always thoroughly enjoyed. It's nice to be able to give without taking something in return. )
Okay, just ...
( God, is now really the time to be feeling hesitant— as though it wasn't him who wiggled down between his legs in the first place. )
Tell me what you like, ok? An' what you don't like.
( He's a fast learner, and he's had his own dick sucked plenty of times before, but he's pretty sure only so much can be gleaned from what he assumes girls have been doing down there and what he's seen happening in porn. Jack's dick is hard and pretty and Eggsy licks his lips, then licks the tip, before sliding his tongue up the underside in a broad, wet stripe. He's immediately struck by the fact that it doesn't taste of much of anything (at least, not yet); just skin and heat and a little bit of whatever it is that's Jack's own natural flavour. Unperturbed, Eggsy licks his cock again before closing his lips over the head, which he experimentally suckles as hazel-green eyes flit up to watch Jack for signs of ...
But honestly, it’s not only fucking adorable, but incredibly hot how earnest and genuinely concerned for his pleasure eggsy is. Service is something that gets a lot of people off, sure, but eggsy’s like that just in his day to day. Hell, the fool brings him food now and again, and puts up with his bitching, and his shitty moods, and his constant pessimism and sass. Rough and sharp as he is, eggsy’s one of the most genuinely caring individuals jack’s ever known.
And he looks fucking perfect with his tongue running along the underside of his cock.
Jack’s head falls back against the pillows he’s stacked up behind him (so he can recline and watch) and he sighs out, airy and pleased. a hand reaches down to cup the back of eggsy’s head, scratching against his scalp and carding through short strands, encouraging. His lips seal over him and when he starts to suck, a gasp shudders out of jack, his hips barely holding back the urge to buck up into his mouth. ]
That part. That’s definitely good. God. [ he tells him as he drinks in the sight of eggsy’s lovely eyes watching him, his lips stretched out around his shaft. Jack’s well aware eggsy’s new to this, but they didn’t encounter any teeth incidents last time, and while he might not be ready to try battling his gag reflex, he’s done a perfectly wonderful job before. But, if he’s looking for commentary and aid, jack’s hardly going to deny him. ]
Come on, gorgeous, take a little more for me. [ jack murmurs soft and sugar-sweet, hand at the back of eggsy’s head putting just a little bit of pressure there - not enough to be forceful, just suggesting. ]
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If you'd wanted to cop a feel that badly, all you had to do was ask.
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it just happened
turns out ur arse is half decent, how was i supposed to know
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Was the denim too thick? Do you need another pass?
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n yeah i might do
just so i can find out for sure whether it's good or not
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On this fine Friday morning, we've only made it so far as boxers yet.
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i'm gonna need some proof
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[ here, texting him some proof, just ignore all extra shit in that pic, especially whatever that leopard print thing is, bc jack would never allow that into his home. ]
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ok princess u just stay right there
i'll be over in 10
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See you in 10.
[ as always, the door is open, because jack has no concept of getting his shit stolen. and because wade wilson is be best guard dog ever, so who cares? ]
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( Perhaps one day Eggsy will bring up the fact that it isn't the best idea to leave his apartment unlocked (for all it makes hooking up a lot easier), but now isn't the time. Now, Eggsy is focused on getting to Jack's place in the ten minutes he allotted himself— seven of which is spent lint-rolling dog hairs off himself until he's certain he won't end up banished to the hallway. After that it's two minutes to get down the stairs, about thirty seconds to tip-toe across Jack's apartment, and then he's slipping into his bedroom with a broad, shit-eating grin. )
You fuckin' liar, you sent the abs 'cause you knew it'd make me wanna put my face in 'em.
( And damn if Jack doesn't look like a snacc right now, with his bed-tussled hair, his low-riding boxers and those fuck-me eyes of his. Eggsy toes off his shoes and pads over to the bed, giving the occupant an appreciative once-over as he sets his knee on the mattress to join him. )
Your housemates in, or ... ?
( Sure, he didn't see anyone when he slunk into the apartment, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're alone. )
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[ well, Ready for this looks a lot like still flopped on his mattress, an arm pillowed behind his head, hair all in a fluffy messy for once (it's rare someone's allowed to see him pre-daily prep, but here we are), chewing languidly at his lower lip as he watches eggsy climb himself up onto the mattress. he did, at least, go brush his freaking teeth after waking up, so there's that to be thankful for. ]
TJ's out, David's in the Down. [ perfect timing, eggsy, and there is a knowing smirk just for hearing those questions. ] How involved are you expecting this ass inspection to get?
[ he could probably flip himself over and present said ass, but jack likes having hands on his body, being manhandled and shoved around a little too much to make it that easy. ]
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( Eggsy just grins, nudging Jack's knees apart as he crawls forwards onto the mattress. He wonders whether he should be surprised by how easy it's been to adjust the parameters of their friendship to include this as well— but then he supposes they're both horny young men, and they like each other. Eggsy wouldn't be questioning it if one of them was a woman, so why hold Jack to a different standard? )
I dunno, but I was thinkin' it should be pretty thorough.
( Slinking up between his legs, Eggsy makes a point of tracing the tip of his tongue up over Jack's abs before impishly biting at his navel. He got a little further with his morning preparations than Jack— Eggsy's showered, dressed, and taken JB for his walk— but he's dressed for comfort in some loose sweatpants and a short-sleeved white tee. )
'Specially since you're lookin' hot as fuck today, babe.
( Eggsy grins, tickling his fingertips along the pale skin of Jack's upper arm, before easing it out from behind his head to pin his wrist against the pillow. After that, it's just a case of leaning down to steal a playful little kiss— which he follows up with a longer, hotter one, because he's actually an affectionate puppy in human form. )
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Half-assing an ass inspection just seems so much more despicable than poor work ethic.
[ little known fact: jack is super ticklish, and when eggsy's fingers trace light up his arms, he's too unguarded in this mood to hide the jerk and squirm of his body under him, a snicker drowned against eggsy's lips. the first kiss is always a sweet, nearly innocent thing, like a greeting, or a playful nudge. it never stops at just one, always the second, hotter, heavier one right behind it, and jack's body arches up to brush against eggsy's, lips parting to drag him deeper. he pushes against the hand pinning his wrist now, just because he likes to feel eggsy push back, keep him down, and the next time he has enough space to talk, jack chuckles. ]
Had I known all I needed to have men crawling up my body was neglecting all self-care, I'd have saved so much time. [ jack does not, for a second, consider forsaking his ritual of looking fucking perfect before he steps out into the public, but it's cute eggsy's so pleased by something so simple as jack looking slightly more human than usual. ] And money spent on pomade.
[ it isn't like he's a woman without make up. not a lot really changes about how jack looks when he's made up, aside from the air of being much more put together. but something about eggsy's excitement over it, and the way 'lookin' hot as fuck today, babe' rolls off his tongue, has a pleasant heat flushing through him, and an easy kind of contentment bubbling up as jack arches up to catch him lips for another kiss. ]
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( Like this, Jack could just about pass for any other twenty-four year old. He snickers against Eggsy's lips, even wriggles beneath him and the tickle of sensation, and it runs a shiver of pride down his spine to know that he pulled such a cute sound from those so often frowning lips. Pinning him harder at the push, Eggsy grins into the jut of his jaw as he peppers it with biting kisses— but then Jack's arching beneath him and seeking his lips and he'll be damned if he can say no to that.
Better yet, this time it's a proper kiss. Eggsy shifts minutely so that he can angle their bodies together, letting his weight sink heavily through Jack, which effectively pins him against the sheets by the open cradle of his crotch. He manoeuvres Jack's wrists so that they're crossed and presses them against the pillow with the spread of one hand; the other slips down to his waist, squeezing tight for a moment with each slick-hot slide of tongue. )
Don't lie, princess.
( Eggsy smirks against Jack's mouth, his lips tender and tingling as he briefly sucks at his lower lip. )
As if you'd go out without your perfect fuckin' hair.
( He kisses him again, then releases his wrists before pulling away enough to slide back down Jack's body. There's something he wants to do— or rather, something he wants to taste— before he begins his ass inspection, and when he reaches the elastic hugging Jack's hips he takes it between his teeth to snap it back against his skin. A moment later and he's ducking his head, dragging his open mouth across the cotton-covered heat of his dick, which he playfully licks through his boxers before tossing a wink up his body. )
Lift up?
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about his perfect fuckin' hair, honestly? he doesn't know. at one point in his life, jack probably could've gone without his perfect hair, and his pressed suits, and his impeccable posture. there's still times in his life, like right now, that he could toss it all out the window and feel freed. but most of the time, jack couldn't even begin to define who the hell he is as a person, really, at his core.
don't think he doesn't catch that princess line, though, and jack bites down on eggsy's lip none too gently for it. yet, as he descends down his torso again, jack's far too distracted the second eggsy's teeth drag at the elastic of his boxers to care about throwing much of a fit over it.
even less so when the heat of his breath, the pressure of his lips, and the wet slide of his tongue seeps through the thin fabric directly above jack's cock, his hips bucking and head falling back in a gasp. it he wasn't completely hard a second before, he sure as fuck is now, loose fingers clenching into fists where eggsy holds his wrists pinned. ]
Fuck, wake me up every morning like that and maybe I'll start forgetting.
[ best. fucking. alarm clock. obediently, more so than jack's probably ever been, he presses the soles of his feet flat to the mattress and arches his hips up, giving eggsy room to slip his boxers down if he likes, or whatever the hell he's looking for. ]
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( Slipping his boxers down is precisely what Eggsy's looking for: he grins into the crease where Jack's thigh meets his hip before pulling back onto his knees, pulling the offending garment down his legs easily and tossing it to the floor. Jack is stupidly gorgeous— from his lush, pouty mouth right down to his toes— and it's honestly kind of unfair that he's even managed to be blessed with a nice dick. It's complete and utter bullshit from which, fortunately, Eggsy is benefitting. )
Can't do it every day, otherwise it won't be special.
( Slowly, Eggsy sinks down so he's settled on his stomach between Jack's spread thighs. It isn't the first time he's seen his dick up close and personal but he still isn't at all experienced in this; he wants to be, though, because going down on his partners is something he's always thoroughly enjoyed. It's nice to be able to give without taking something in return. )
Okay, just ...
( God, is now really the time to be feeling hesitant— as though it wasn't him who wiggled down between his legs in the first place. )
Tell me what you like, ok? An' what you don't like.
( He's a fast learner, and he's had his own dick sucked plenty of times before, but he's pretty sure only so much can be gleaned from what he assumes girls have been doing down there and what he's seen happening in porn. Jack's dick is hard and pretty and Eggsy licks his lips, then licks the tip, before sliding his tongue up the underside in a broad, wet stripe. He's immediately struck by the fact that it doesn't taste of much of anything (at least, not yet); just skin and heat and a little bit of whatever it is that's Jack's own natural flavour. Unperturbed, Eggsy licks his cock again before closing his lips over the head, which he experimentally suckles as hazel-green eyes flit up to watch Jack for signs of ...
Well. Anything. )
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[ it is possible jack is a little shit.
But honestly, it’s not only fucking adorable, but incredibly hot how earnest and genuinely concerned for his pleasure eggsy is. Service is something that gets a lot of people off, sure, but eggsy’s like that just in his day to day. Hell, the fool brings him food now and again, and puts up with his bitching, and his shitty moods, and his constant pessimism and sass. Rough and sharp as he is, eggsy’s one of the most genuinely caring individuals jack’s ever known.
And he looks fucking perfect with his tongue running along the underside of his cock.
Jack’s head falls back against the pillows he’s stacked up behind him (so he can recline and watch) and he sighs out, airy and pleased. a hand reaches down to cup the back of eggsy’s head, scratching against his scalp and carding through short strands, encouraging. His lips seal over him and when he starts to suck, a gasp shudders out of jack, his hips barely holding back the urge to buck up into his mouth. ]
That part. That’s definitely good. God. [ he tells him as he drinks in the sight of eggsy’s lovely eyes watching him, his lips stretched out around his shaft. Jack’s well aware eggsy’s new to this, but they didn’t encounter any teeth incidents last time, and while he might not be ready to try battling his gag reflex, he’s done a perfectly wonderful job before. But, if he’s looking for commentary and aid, jack’s hardly going to deny him. ]
Come on, gorgeous, take a little more for me. [ jack murmurs soft and sugar-sweet, hand at the back of eggsy’s head putting just a little bit of pressure there - not enough to be forceful, just suggesting. ]