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[cicatrize]

you've reached jack benjamin. clearly, I have better things to do.

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[4thwaller]

A bit of both.
personally I think it's just who I am.
I end up in strange places and situations and can't help myself.
then strange things get attracted to me.
Have YOU ever tried it???
Pineapple and blue cheese I mean
not being in strange places or being attracted to me we both know those are common for you.

There's different levels of disturbing when it comes to stalking.
I like to think I reign superior.

Yeah, I thought the same thing
but he's not afraid of me at all it's weird
I've even TRIED to scare him

the weirdest part about this is apparently he knows me.
A different me
like another universe me
and was very adamant that they were not having adult naptime together

[cicatrize]

You are a beacon of strange for the rest of the multiverse.
I believe that’s what we’re getting at here.
And no, I haven’t.
And no, I will not try your fruit and dairy terror.
But I blame the attraction on your Twilight Zone energy making all things around you bizarre and nonsensical.

You will always reign superior in the field of disturbing in my heart.
I’d hate to see what you trying to scare people looks like.
Maybe he’s an idiot.

So he knows a you that isn’t you?
Why was he stalking you if him and other-you weren’t having adult naptime?
What other reason would you have?

[4thwaller]

aw Twilight Zone reference.
I'm so proud of you.
they grow up so quick
Next you're going to be mama birding pop culture into someone else.

Thanks.
I deserve that.
An idiot or a secret lover in another universe.

[ He's denied it a couple times but.... Wade doesn't believe him. ]

He keeps complimenting me
saying shit like
""you have good in you""
and
""you're a good person""
it's endearing in a gross way

Yeah
apparently there's another version of me that's really fucking ugly and plays superhero or something
Sounds fake but a few people have mentioned it
Even Ness

Maybe he's my superhero guy in the chair.
like Batman and Alfred
but he's also young and hot and totally dtf










who are we kidding Alfred was dtf af

[cicatrize]

Absolutely not.
There’s too many of you around here already.

Por que no los dos?

Oooooh
Bucky and Steve do that to me.
So often, honestly.
I’ve been actually close to believe them,
That level of sincerity is kind of like brainwashing, isn’t it?
Point being, he definitely wants your ass.
And probably your mouth.
And might be into you choking him a little.

I’m personally offended for your abs that anyone would imply you could ever be ugly, he has to die.

Batman is a horrible superhero name, should never be a priest, and you’re giving me bracelet PTSD flashbacks.

I have no idea who Alfred is but I’ll take your word for it.