Duplicity IC Inbox [ un: jbenjamin ]

[cicatrize]

you've reached jack benjamin. clearly, I have better things to do.

audio ○ text ○ video ○ spam etc

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[cicatrize]

Por que no los dos?

[sizeofyourbaggage]

[ honestly, Sam doesn't even bother to check what number this'd gone to when he gets that response ]

I'd say we can find out the answer to that tonight
but it'd end up not quite as fun if it was just the first one
so bingo, that's exactly what the guy selling 'em was pitching
I had to tell him that he was insulting my creativity if he thinks I've never figured out the double uses for a first aid kit just to get him to shut up

[cicatrize]

Oh, so are you admitting to having played kinky field medic before, or was this a lie to skirt the social awkwardness?

If we're talking the latter, I'm sure that can be amended.

[sizeofyourbaggage]

I'm tempted to say it was a lie so I can get it amended
but I feel like my honesty is important here
sometimes you gotta use whatever you've got on hand