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jack "hug me and i will poison you" benjamin ([personal profile] cicatrize) wrote2014-05-03 09:58 pm

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science don't lie bro

[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-21 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
See, it's charming reactions like that which end in alternates trying to murder one another.

Now that we indisputably know the multiverse exists, we really have to accept it's a big place. There's going to be some redundant programming.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-27 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
As touching a bonding opportunity as that sounds, it's probably overkill. Your powers combined might be better spent on something with measurable muscle mass.

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Exactly. Just think how many universes there must be for these odds to play out. Mind = blown.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-28 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I...thank you?

Not on the CDC end. They really love your dead-eyed stare and concerning personality flaws. But on a universal scale...possibly.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
In a multiverse of infinite size and constant expansion?

Possible. But I'd need slightly more incentive than death threats to whip up the whole formula.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-31 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's everything. It's an odds game. I don't see this being the grain that tilts the scale towards you to following through. Estimating at least half a year before I have reason for serious concern.