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jack "hug me and i will poison you" benjamin (
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intelligencedesign
2014-06-13 01:55 am (UTC)
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cicatrize
2014-06-13 02:23 am (UTC)
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Yes, Topher. I, like most people, enjoy having sex. I also enjoy not contracting syphilis while I do it.
Any other brilliant questions?
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intelligencedesign
2014-06-13 02:30 am (UTC)
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But why an interest in the syphilitic to begin with? Surely there are less bacterial forms of insanity to be attracted to.
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cicatrize
2014-06-13 02:35 am (UTC)
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Would you rather I say HIV? I enjoy not contracting
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from sex, does that cover it well enough?
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intelligencedesign
2014-06-13 02:38 am (UTC)
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Far more relevant, thank you.
It's kind of a beautiful thing, I suppose. People still thinking about biological imperatives amongst death and carnage. Disturbing. Yet touching.
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cicatrize
2014-06-15 04:26 am (UTC)
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You're welcome.
No one wants to die horny, Topher.
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intelligencedesign
2014-06-15 11:11 pm (UTC)
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Then may your wing-man of choice guide you into the bed of your choosing.
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cicatrize
2014-06-17 10:26 am (UTC)
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Your gracious sentiments are appreciated. May someone find some duct tape to quiet your mouth long enough to sleep with you as well.
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intelligencedesign
2014-06-17 10:39 pm (UTC)
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Possibly the kindest wishes ever sent my way.
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cicatrize
2014-06-20 03:40 am (UTC)
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Well, no one should die a virgin.
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no subject
Personal interest?
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Any other brilliant questions?
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It's kind of a beautiful thing, I suppose. People still thinking about biological imperatives amongst death and carnage. Disturbing. Yet touching.
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No one wants to die horny, Topher.
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