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[cicatrize]

NHD-A10-BNJ-131  PERSONNEL FILE >> TEXT <span style="font-family:courier;"> <b>FROM:</B> EMAIL@cdc.org [[200 max character message here]]</span> >> AUDIO MESSAGE <span style="font-family:courier;><b>SENT:</B> DAY#, HOUR <B>CALL ID:</B> CDC ID</span> [[3 minute max message here]] >> VOICE MAIL <span style="font-family:courier;"><b>SENT:</B> DAY #, HOUR <B>( 1 ) VOICEMAIL</B> LAST NAME, FIRST NAME [[3 minute max message here]]</span> modified from seadra of g-s

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[intelligencedesign]

[[RE:this]]

Personal interest?

[cicatrize]

Yes, Topher. I, like most people, enjoy having sex. I also enjoy not contracting syphilis while I do it.

Any other brilliant questions?

[intelligencedesign]

But why an interest in the syphilitic to begin with? Surely there are less bacterial forms of insanity to be attracted to.

[cicatrize]

Would you rather I say HIV? I enjoy not contracting anything from sex, does that cover it well enough?

[intelligencedesign]

Far more relevant, thank you.

It's kind of a beautiful thing, I suppose. People still thinking about biological imperatives amongst death and carnage. Disturbing. Yet touching.

[cicatrize]

You're welcome.

No one wants to die horny, Topher.

[intelligencedesign]

Then may your wing-man of choice guide you into the bed of your choosing.

[cicatrize]

Your gracious sentiments are appreciated. May someone find some duct tape to quiet your mouth long enough to sleep with you as well.

[intelligencedesign]

Possibly the kindest wishes ever sent my way.

[cicatrize]

Well, no one should die a virgin.