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❚❚❚❚❚ MISSION: AJNA | MONTH 1
05.09.2014
05.09.2014
DAY 0 [ TESTDRIVE ]
Funs Times on Neheda
TITLE ▹ Top level.
DAY 1 [ May 9-11 ]
DROP POINT + CAMP
DROP POINT A [12:17 - 18:37] ▹ Jack lands on Ajna in a valley surrounded by mist wolves, and makes a few friends in the process of running for his life. Mozu and he go running for the trees, Tony Stark and Jack talk about panini presses and coffee, Dany changes languages on him, and Commander Eyebrows teaches Jack that clever morale building is still relevant these days. Jack and Topher Brink spend some bonding time in a tree talking about fun ways to die. Rapunzel gets shaken into standing and Jack provides an anchor should he fly into the sky as well as some chatter about names that are for girls. Lydia Martin and Jack get creative in routing some wolves with protein bars. Sturmhond and Jack think each other are stupid but at least they can be militant together. Wesley Gibson and Jack bitch at each other and make bets on expendability. Jack and Q hang out in a tree and have a sassathon. While they know neither can understand the other, Athos and Jack make their way to the bonfire - Athos using the time to insult Jack, and Jack using the time to talk about Athos's leather bound ass. Sometime, on the way to the bonfire, Steve Rogers finds Jack, is pretty freaked out by his similarity to a certain old friend, and Jack is fairly convincted Steve has mental issues.
DROP POINT A's BONFIRE [18:37 - 52:49] ▹ Drop Point A's pyromaniacs build a safe haven aka huge ass bonfire complete with smoke signals to keep the mist-wolves at bay. Jack finds the lack of s'mores disturbing with Dany and Izumi (who gives Jack her gun, being that she didn't want it), then goes to laugh at Q's scrawny ass.
RENDEZVOUS POINT [52:49 - CONTINUED TO DAY 3] ▹ Once reaching the camps, Jack heads straight for shower, food, drinking and sleeping - in that order. The shower, whoever, becomes complicated, given he runs into James Barnes, who reacts to Jack's face with trying to choke him/snap his neck. One is successful, one is only nearly successful, thanks to Steve Rogers, though he does then threaten to shoot through Steve to murder Barnes. Avoided by Steve's stubborn refusal to move and his disarming of the less combat efficient Jack. Jack finds his initial assessment of Steve's mental state to still be accurate. He finds Steve later in the mess hall, to discuss the incident. While in the mess hall, he also chats with Peggy Carter about eating shark and proper manners, Amanda Waller about the usefulness of sporks and eating landshark cold, D'artagnan about Shiloh and what the bible says about King David and his bff Jonathan, and shares some reward alcohol with Tony Stark in his party suit.
CAMP - BONFIRE [55:13 - CONTINUED TO DAY 3] ▹ After his meet up with Barnes, and his chat about 'King David' with D'artagnan, Jack's had a bit of a head trip, and he deals with it the best he can - practicing escapism via getting drunk as fuck in the snow, by the bonfire. Armin is unfortunately convinced to try both liquor and soda, Commander Eyebrows and Jack talk about medical and how much the CDC likes Erwin's world, Hanna is very motherly as she warms up Jack's cheeks and nose and they chat about what shit he's gotten into so far, Sharon rains judgment upon Jack's war on sobriety, Clary teaches Jack about the Stoplight System, the importance of safe words in BDSM and is the first to know he bangs dudes, and Natasha makes sure to give little Jackie a safe walk home, taking his bottle hostage in the process. Athos comes to take Jack's booze and Jack gets to learn about how the translater glitch was unfortunately fixed, while Leonard McCoy tells Jack to slow the eff down. Jack has a talk with Jesse Pinkman about his evil twin and how much the CDC instructors don't care about in-fighitng. He kicks James Bond's foot and ends up being made to share his alcohol. At some other point Wesley Gibson calls on that IOU from the bet they made earlier, and the two talk about royalty and democracy, before Jack brings him his owed booze and they talk about people and their uses.
DAY 2 [ May 12-14 ]
CAMP LIEF
AVALANCHE [15:00 - 71:00] ▹ Around 15:00, an avalanche comes rolling in and Jack is pretty committed to doing fuck-all about it, as he tells Sturmhond in a little tiff they have, before Jack flounces like a princess. Afterwards, he goes to find Q and throw snowballs at his ass. Sometime later, Jack wanders over to chat with Isaac Clarke about his weird space suit and the gross vomit coating it. Eventually, Jack makes it to the triage to see Anders about healing the bruising and soreness on his neck, from his scuffle with Barnes. Speaking of James Barnes, Jack finds him again later for a more civil discuss, on the merits of marshmallows and just how much one can suffer through and what Barnes lost.
BOREDOM, THE NETWORK & CDC FILES [15:00 - 71:00] ▹ Once everything's settled and Jack has time to just sit on his ass for a while, he goes about scouring all of the available CDC files and getting acquainted with the network. He sends out a text about the bacon scented landry, before explaining gasoline to Dany, discussing making shark-dodging a sport with Peter Bishop, then chimes in on Clary Fray's comment on unlimited texting plans. He hops into Oerba yun Fang's post to talk about shower kink and exhibitionism, as well as Big Boss's about the merits of opening the CDC files up to the public. After reading a good number of those files, Jack uses his boredom and waning alcohol supply to contact a few people on the details of their files. Jack talks to Topher Brink about how crazy he looks like his profile picture, draws pictures of bullet curving with Wesley Gibson and gets a bullet curved through his rover window, talks Q about his pretend siblings (R, S and Sally), discusses Tony Stark's secret humanitarianism and ability to make nifty stuff and have no children, and wraps up the night with a grossly emotional chat with Steve Rogers about how the morally righteous never live pleasant lives and his quiet guilt over everything he's done and what's happened to David Shepherd. Somewhere in there, there's some time spent antagonizing Simon Wilson.
DAY 3 [ May 15-17 ]
SUBTITLE
EGGS ▹ Gliese's post; taking care of plants and 1 egg
- Inbox thread with Hanna; have egg, pls halp
- Inbox thread with Clary; have egg, pls halp
- Log Thread with Witchita; rover driving
- Network Thread with Gliese; Jack wins a poison plant.
- Simon Network Post [24:21]; harassing Simon some more
DAY 4 [ May 18-20 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Questionaire inbox thread with bucky
DAY 5 [ May 21-23 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Warriorhead Post [02:00]; camp duties and madu extermination
-Inbox with Big Boss
-Inbox with Clary
-Inbox with Topher
-Inbox with Hanna
-Jack Network Post [12:00]; re: we cooked u some madu
DAY 6 [ May 24-26 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Network thread with Q; on waking jack up for dumb things like training
-Inbox with Peggy - re: ketchup
-Inbox with Topher - re: ketchup
-Zelos Post [24:05]; Jack being gay-offended, also chatting about men dressed as girls with Martin, and Tony's dumb world.
-Inbox with Hanna [24:15]; oops, i'm gay
-Wesley Thread; fuck u wesley gibson
DAY 7 [ May 27-29 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
- Error SOS Post; replied to Q, Weswee and Bucky + Steve.
-Gliese's Inbox; re: poison and poisoning newsletters
DAY 8 [ May 30-Jun 2 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Warriorhead Post/Almina Explosion [21:30]; Almina goes boom, Jack talks to Warriorhead and Hornet about it. Also Wesley Gibson.
-Inbox Thread with Bucky re: quit ur shit
-Inbox with Bucky (LATER) re: hair tie
-Yuuto Post; re: dagger will kill us all
-Clary Post [61:00]; re: have fun running ppl over
DAY 9 [ Jun 3-5 ]
FLUX + SUPPLY DROP
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Flux Post [07:00]; ur not that scary, hi fluxchan
-Dagger Post [13:04]; everyone is pissing themselves fyi
-Big Boss Post; booze for getting ass kicked
-Isabelle Post [40:00]; trading ammo for pizza pouches
-Garrus Post [45:15]; tiny umbrellas
DAY 10 [ Jun 6-8 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Hanna Network Post [06:47]; where in the world is red team
-Steve Log [08:00]; dat pic tho
-Wesley Log [19:00]; revenge pistol whipping.
-Gliese on Jack's Inbox; jack gets promoted
-Adrien's Inbox; Meet ur superior
-Wesley Log [71:50]; get in the effing rover
-Rover 031 Log [71:57]; lockdown slumber party
DAY 11 [ Jun 9-11 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Adrien on Jack's Inbox [00:01]; r u ded
-Clary on Jack's Inbox; r u ded
-Stephanie's Inbox[00:02]; r u alive
-Steve's Inbox [10:00]; dont b a hero
-Barnes' Inbox [10:00]; dont b a dumbass
DAY 12 [ Jun 12-14 ]
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DAY 13 [ Jun 15-17 ]
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DAY 14 [ Jun 18-20 ]
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DAY 15 [ Jun 21-23 ]
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DAY 16 [ Jun 24-26 ]
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DAY 17 [ Jun 27-29 ]
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TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 18 [ Jun 30 - July 2 ]
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DAY 19 [ July 3-5 ]
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TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 20 [ July 6-8 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
Table nabbed from Parker-mun.
Funs Times on Neheda
TITLE ▹ Top level.
DAY 1 [ May 9-11 ]
DROP POINT + CAMP
DROP POINT A [12:17 - 18:37] ▹ Jack lands on Ajna in a valley surrounded by mist wolves, and makes a few friends in the process of running for his life. Mozu and he go running for the trees, Tony Stark and Jack talk about panini presses and coffee, Dany changes languages on him, and Commander Eyebrows teaches Jack that clever morale building is still relevant these days. Jack and Topher Brink spend some bonding time in a tree talking about fun ways to die. Rapunzel gets shaken into standing and Jack provides an anchor should he fly into the sky as well as some chatter about names that are for girls. Lydia Martin and Jack get creative in routing some wolves with protein bars. Sturmhond and Jack think each other are stupid but at least they can be militant together. Wesley Gibson and Jack bitch at each other and make bets on expendability. Jack and Q hang out in a tree and have a sassathon. While they know neither can understand the other, Athos and Jack make their way to the bonfire - Athos using the time to insult Jack, and Jack using the time to talk about Athos's leather bound ass. Sometime, on the way to the bonfire, Steve Rogers finds Jack, is pretty freaked out by his similarity to a certain old friend, and Jack is fairly convincted Steve has mental issues.
DROP POINT A's BONFIRE [18:37 - 52:49] ▹ Drop Point A's pyromaniacs build a safe haven aka huge ass bonfire complete with smoke signals to keep the mist-wolves at bay. Jack finds the lack of s'mores disturbing with Dany and Izumi (who gives Jack her gun, being that she didn't want it), then goes to laugh at Q's scrawny ass.
RENDEZVOUS POINT [52:49 - CONTINUED TO DAY 3] ▹ Once reaching the camps, Jack heads straight for shower, food, drinking and sleeping - in that order. The shower, whoever, becomes complicated, given he runs into James Barnes, who reacts to Jack's face with trying to choke him/snap his neck. One is successful, one is only nearly successful, thanks to Steve Rogers, though he does then threaten to shoot through Steve to murder Barnes. Avoided by Steve's stubborn refusal to move and his disarming of the less combat efficient Jack. Jack finds his initial assessment of Steve's mental state to still be accurate. He finds Steve later in the mess hall, to discuss the incident. While in the mess hall, he also chats with Peggy Carter about eating shark and proper manners, Amanda Waller about the usefulness of sporks and eating landshark cold, D'artagnan about Shiloh and what the bible says about King David and his bff Jonathan, and shares some reward alcohol with Tony Stark in his party suit.
CAMP - BONFIRE [55:13 - CONTINUED TO DAY 3] ▹ After his meet up with Barnes, and his chat about 'King David' with D'artagnan, Jack's had a bit of a head trip, and he deals with it the best he can - practicing escapism via getting drunk as fuck in the snow, by the bonfire. Armin is unfortunately convinced to try both liquor and soda, Commander Eyebrows and Jack talk about medical and how much the CDC likes Erwin's world, Hanna is very motherly as she warms up Jack's cheeks and nose and they chat about what shit he's gotten into so far, Sharon rains judgment upon Jack's war on sobriety, Clary teaches Jack about the Stoplight System, the importance of safe words in BDSM and is the first to know he bangs dudes, and Natasha makes sure to give little Jackie a safe walk home, taking his bottle hostage in the process. Athos comes to take Jack's booze and Jack gets to learn about how the translater glitch was unfortunately fixed, while Leonard McCoy tells Jack to slow the eff down. Jack has a talk with Jesse Pinkman about his evil twin and how much the CDC instructors don't care about in-fighitng. He kicks James Bond's foot and ends up being made to share his alcohol. At some other point Wesley Gibson calls on that IOU from the bet they made earlier, and the two talk about royalty and democracy, before Jack brings him his owed booze and they talk about people and their uses.
DAY 2 [ May 12-14 ]
CAMP LIEF
AVALANCHE [15:00 - 71:00] ▹ Around 15:00, an avalanche comes rolling in and Jack is pretty committed to doing fuck-all about it, as he tells Sturmhond in a little tiff they have, before Jack flounces like a princess. Afterwards, he goes to find Q and throw snowballs at his ass. Sometime later, Jack wanders over to chat with Isaac Clarke about his weird space suit and the gross vomit coating it. Eventually, Jack makes it to the triage to see Anders about healing the bruising and soreness on his neck, from his scuffle with Barnes. Speaking of James Barnes, Jack finds him again later for a more civil discuss, on the merits of marshmallows and just how much one can suffer through and what Barnes lost.
BOREDOM, THE NETWORK & CDC FILES [15:00 - 71:00] ▹ Once everything's settled and Jack has time to just sit on his ass for a while, he goes about scouring all of the available CDC files and getting acquainted with the network. He sends out a text about the bacon scented landry, before explaining gasoline to Dany, discussing making shark-dodging a sport with Peter Bishop, then chimes in on Clary Fray's comment on unlimited texting plans. He hops into Oerba yun Fang's post to talk about shower kink and exhibitionism, as well as Big Boss's about the merits of opening the CDC files up to the public. After reading a good number of those files, Jack uses his boredom and waning alcohol supply to contact a few people on the details of their files. Jack talks to Topher Brink about how crazy he looks like his profile picture, draws pictures of bullet curving with Wesley Gibson and gets a bullet curved through his rover window, talks Q about his pretend siblings (R, S and Sally), discusses Tony Stark's secret humanitarianism and ability to make nifty stuff and have no children, and wraps up the night with a grossly emotional chat with Steve Rogers about how the morally righteous never live pleasant lives and his quiet guilt over everything he's done and what's happened to David Shepherd. Somewhere in there, there's some time spent antagonizing Simon Wilson.
DAY 3 [ May 15-17 ]
SUBTITLE
EGGS ▹ Gliese's post; taking care of plants and 1 egg
- Inbox thread with Hanna; have egg, pls halp
- Inbox thread with Clary; have egg, pls halp
- Log Thread with Witchita; rover driving
- Network Thread with Gliese; Jack wins a poison plant.
- Simon Network Post [24:21]; harassing Simon some more
DAY 4 [ May 18-20 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Questionaire inbox thread with bucky
DAY 5 [ May 21-23 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Warriorhead Post [02:00]; camp duties and madu extermination
-Inbox with Big Boss
-Inbox with Clary
-Inbox with Topher
-Inbox with Hanna
-Jack Network Post [12:00]; re: we cooked u some madu
DAY 6 [ May 24-26 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Network thread with Q; on waking jack up for dumb things like training
-Inbox with Peggy - re: ketchup
-Inbox with Topher - re: ketchup
-Zelos Post [24:05]; Jack being gay-offended, also chatting about men dressed as girls with Martin, and Tony's dumb world.
-Inbox with Hanna [24:15]; oops, i'm gay
-Wesley Thread; fuck u wesley gibson
DAY 7 [ May 27-29 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
- Error SOS Post; replied to Q, Weswee and Bucky + Steve.
-Gliese's Inbox; re: poison and poisoning newsletters
DAY 8 [ May 30-Jun 2 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Warriorhead Post/Almina Explosion [21:30]; Almina goes boom, Jack talks to Warriorhead and Hornet about it. Also Wesley Gibson.
-Inbox Thread with Bucky re: quit ur shit
-Inbox with Bucky (LATER) re: hair tie
-Yuuto Post; re: dagger will kill us all
-Clary Post [61:00]; re: have fun running ppl over
DAY 9 [ Jun 3-5 ]
FLUX + SUPPLY DROP
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Flux Post [07:00]; ur not that scary, hi fluxchan
-Dagger Post [13:04]; everyone is pissing themselves fyi
-Big Boss Post; booze for getting ass kicked
-Isabelle Post [40:00]; trading ammo for pizza pouches
-Garrus Post [45:15]; tiny umbrellas
DAY 10 [ Jun 6-8 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Hanna Network Post [06:47]; where in the world is red team
-Steve Log [08:00]; dat pic tho
-Wesley Log [19:00]; revenge pistol whipping.
-Gliese on Jack's Inbox; jack gets promoted
-Adrien's Inbox; Meet ur superior
-Wesley Log [71:50]; get in the effing rover
-Rover 031 Log [71:57]; lockdown slumber party
DAY 11 [ Jun 9-11 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
-Adrien on Jack's Inbox [00:01]; r u ded
-Clary on Jack's Inbox; r u ded
-Stephanie's Inbox[00:02]; r u alive
-Steve's Inbox [10:00]; dont b a hero
-Barnes' Inbox [10:00]; dont b a dumbass
DAY 12 [ Jun 12-14 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 13 [ Jun 15-17 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 14 [ Jun 18-20 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 15 [ Jun 21-23 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 16 [ Jun 24-26 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 17 [ Jun 27-29 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 18 [ Jun 30 - July 2 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 19 [ July 3-5 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
DAY 20 [ July 6-8 ]
SUBTITLE
TITLE ▹ Text goes here.
Table nabbed from Parker-mun.

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