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[cicatrize]

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[freightcars]

How's the hangover?
Any lemony aftertaste or was it more like a bleached mint

[cicatrize]

It isn't so much the taste as it is the smell. There's this overwhelming cloud of something with an edgy name or "sport" labeling it that reeks of fuck boy. Exactly how much Axe did you baptize yourself in last night?

[freightcars]

If you knew how bad your mouth tasted last night you'd be impressed that I didn't just start drinking it as a palate cleanser

[cicatrize]

Why are you so intent on making this worse? My mouth has done so many wonderful things for you and you're making me want to crawl out of my skin in my time of strife and need.

[freightcars]

I kinda feel like this is my reward for saving your life
I get to be a constant living reminder that your mouth will never be clean again

[cicatrize]

Is that really what you want on my mind next time you need a pliant throat to fuck?

[freightcars]

I'm gonna think it's worth it for about three weeks, and then I'll regret shooting myself in the foot.

[cicatrize]

Three weeks? Please. I'll be amazed if you hit two.