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jack "hug me and i will poison you" benjamin ([personal profile] cicatrize) wrote2014-05-03 09:58 pm

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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-20 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, we just met a cycle or so ago and I can tell you're not a member of the world's most charming personality club, most majestic friend of mine.

...and no numbers needed. That covers both of those conversation topics, all in all.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-20 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Your file doesn't mention twinsies.

[Topher has met Bucky. He was just too busy watching that metal arm and feeling mental pride at his superior programming skills to really notice the face thing.]
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Twin? No. We're entering alternate version territory. You have an alternate version?

Why you?


[srsly. Topher wants one.]
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1/3 aka Topher curses the twitter gods

[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-20 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Cults have nothing to do with this. Genetics is the start. What Genetically Identical Topher Born In Space Age Rome would be like should have nothing to do with my actual life.
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2/3 srsly, multidimensional kidnapping but no unlimited texting?

[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Different pressures on my parents, different socioeconomic factors, different life. Not like there's a set 'sassy pants mcprince gets X number siblings' set in multiverse quality control.

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3/3 He demands to speak with the management

[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, if you think about it, I'd be more concerned about how our lovely recruiters like you so much they had to have you twice. Creepy.
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science don't lie bro

[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-21 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
See, it's charming reactions like that which end in alternates trying to murder one another.

Now that we indisputably know the multiverse exists, we really have to accept it's a big place. There's going to be some redundant programming.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-27 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
As touching a bonding opportunity as that sounds, it's probably overkill. Your powers combined might be better spent on something with measurable muscle mass.

FROM:topher.brink@cdc.org

Exactly. Just think how many universes there must be for these odds to play out. Mind = blown.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-28 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I...thank you?

Not on the CDC end. They really love your dead-eyed stare and concerning personality flaws. But on a universal scale...possibly.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
In a multiverse of infinite size and constant expansion?

Possible. But I'd need slightly more incentive than death threats to whip up the whole formula.
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[personal profile] intelligencedesign 2014-05-31 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's everything. It's an odds game. I don't see this being the grain that tilts the scale towards you to following through. Estimating at least half a year before I have reason for serious concern.