Duplicity IC Inbox [ un: jbenjamin ]

[cicatrize]

you've reached jack benjamin. clearly, I have better things to do.

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Comments

[freightcars]

Did you just pal me, pal?

[cicatrize]

I said what I said. Buddy.

[freightcars]

Just having a hard time processing it, friend.

[cicatrize]

I'm here if you need me, sport.

[freightcars]

It's alright, I can break into your apartment to find and burn that damn thing on my own, kiddo.

[cicatrize]

Truly? You'd do that to something of such deep sentimental value to someone, gramps? What a monster.

[freightcars]

All that and I'll laugh while it burns, too.

[cicatrize]

Hopefully someone calls our hero, Captain America, on you.

[freightcars]

Don't you dare.

[cicatrize]

What'll you do, burn my favorite childhood blankie next?

[freightcars]

Only if it's got my face on it.

[cicatrize]

Your face isn't really very bear looking, so I don't think you can use that argument even for the original offense.

[freightcars]

If it's named after me it counts

[cicatrize]

Legally, I think it would have to be James Buchanan Bear Barnes for that. Unless you had a copyright on the nickname.

[freightcars]

I do.
You ever met any other Buckys? It's trademarked.

[cicatrize]

Not meeting any other Buckys doesn't make it trademarked. Where's your notarized paperwork, sir?

[freightcars]

The patent office.

[cicatrize]

In Duplicity?

[freightcars]

Sure, as far as you know.

[cicatrize]

You can't really bring a proper suit against the manufacturer or justify destruction of personal property without it.

[freightcars]

Damn, you're right
I've been foiled by the confines of the law
What a damn shame
Guess I definitely won't be breaking into your apartment and burning it now
So don't worry about it

[cicatrize]

Cool. I'm putting up sentry turrets.

[freightcars]

Cute.
If you wanted broken sentry turrets you could've just asked.

[cicatrize]

This is harassment, Buchanan.

[freightcars]

Love you too, sweetheart.